If Your Cat Ever Brings You Something You've Never Seen... DO NOT PICK IT UP

If your cat ever drops something at your feet you have never seen before, do not pick it up, do not pet your cat, and do not look for where it came from. Here are the 9 rules. Your cat is an indoor cat, so it found this inside your house. In this analog horror story, the Dreadify office explains why cats bring you gifts, what it means when an indoor cat brings home something that is not yours, why you should never reward it, what is moving above your ceiling at night, and what your cat is really hunting in the attic. FILE INDEX 0:00 When your indoor cat brings you something you have never seen 0:26 Rule 1 - Do not pick it up 0:58 Rule 2 - Do not pet your cat 1:39 Rule 3 - Do not look for where it came from 3:01 Rule 4 - Let your cat finish 3:47 Rule 5 - Leave every gift where it lands 4:27 Rule 6 - Watch your cat's tail 5:51 Rule 7 - Do not shut your cat in at night 6:44 Rule 8 - Do not call an exterminator 7:38 Rule 9 - The night it brings you a photo REAL EVIDENCE IN THIS FILE Rule 2: in the KittyCam study (University of Georgia and National Geographic, 2012; Loyd et al. 2013), outdoor house cats brought home only about a quarter (around 23%) of what they caught. https://abcbirds.org/?p=6908 Rule 4: mother cats teach their kittens to hunt in steps, dead prey first, then live prey to practice on (cat behaviourist John Bradshaw). https://www.livescience.com/animals/d... Rule 7: a full food bowl does not stop a cat from hunting; hunger and the hunting drive are separate. https://ag.arizona.edu/pubs/adjunct/s... The incident files are fiction. Filed by the Dreadify office, where every case starts with something familiar. A work of fiction.