Is It Cake? | The Bryden Proctor Show

Is it Cake? is the thirteenth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden recounts a lactose-fueled Blaze Pizza relapse, clarifies that he will never have co-hosts, and reacts to the battle of East Austin: a white couple builds a $1.5M modern box across from Huston-Tillotson University, complains about street parking, and gets treated to an around-the-clock neighborhood cookout protest. Then, a Baltimore County paramedic is sentenced to 25 years for tampering with his coworkers' food for an online audience, Donald Trump's roster of uncanny hires gets evaluated, and the crew debuts a new game: The Lineup, featuring an imprisoned European mayor running on AI deepfakes, an American Idol pastor whose AI serenade to his mistress was played in court, a community college shoe-camera auto technician, and the 32-year-old internet forum kingpin who sells poison and finally had his first kiss. --- Subscribe on YouTube:    / @brydenpod   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJT... Patreon:   / brydenpod   Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast... Follow the Show: Instagram:   / brydenpod   TikTok:   / brydenpod   X (for a limited time?): https://x.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden --- Chapters: 00:00 Hello America - Blaze Pizza Relapse & Benzo Memories 08:19 Why I Will Never Have Co-Hosts 11:24 Gentrification Wars in East Austin 14:33 The $1.5M House Across from Huston-Tillotson 17:54 The Block Party Protest & The 25% Stat 26:30 What White Texas Rapper Moves In? 29:26 The Baltimore Paramedic Fortified Food Incident 32:19 Workplace Revenge vs. The Dark Web 41:30 Donald Trump's Alien Surrogates 46:21 The Case for Laura Loomer as Press Secretary 49:18 The Lineup: Rules of the New Game? 50:06 Match Four 55:42 The Imprisoned Albanian Mayor Running with AI 58:31 The American Idol Pastor's Musical Stylings in the Courtroom and Beyond 1:07:11 The Upland Auto Body Shoe-Cam 1:09:03 The Looksmaxxing Poison Kingpin's First Kiss 1:13:38 Outro #Commentary #ComedyPodcast #PopCulture