Konoha Ordered Me to Surrender My Nephew Naruto, So I Challenged the Hokage to Take Him

“The Hokage gave me until sunset to surrender my nephew. I arrived at his office before breakfast, with Naruto on my shoulders and the order stuck to the end of a kunai.” The order is very neatly written: move the boy to a secure residence until his new guardian’s influence on the seal can be assessed. It gives no return date. Naruto read only the first line, then asked whether he should put his toothbrush back in his bag. He has lived with his uncle for seven days. Rei Uzumaki is Kushina’s brother. He spent eight years in a foreign prison, in restraints that punished him every time he used chakra. He escaped six weeks ago, learned three weeks ago that his sister was dead, and found out twelve days ago that she had a son. Last night Naruto had a nightmare, the fox’s chakra leaked out, and Rei’s chains answered it. Three streets felt the shock. By morning, men in masks were at the door, and the boy didn’t get to finish his breakfast. So Rei puts the kunai through the Hokage’s desk and offers him a deal: “Test me. Your training ground. Your strongest techniques. If you think I can’t protect a child, prove it where a child doesn’t have to get hurt.” Naruto asks the most important question: “Are you betting me?” “Never. You aren’t a prize.” ⛓️ What follows: 🐒 The Third Hokage, the Monkey King Enma and a staff that breaks stone 💥 A falling piece of rock heading toward the barrier team, and a choice between the marker and a stranger 🔑 “Kushina had more than three chains, too.” 🖤 And at sunset, a messenger from Danzo with a case of black metal bands that Rei recognizes by touch 🍥 Who’s on the field: 🧡 Naruto: “Don’t break his other desk. He keeps candy in that one.” 📖 Kakashi: apologizes once and then helps fix the porch step 👴 Hiruzen: “Yes. I could have simply visited the boy.” 🍵 Mrs. Sumi: a neighbor who once chased off a drunk with a boiling kettle 💬 Your turn: what would you say to the Hokage if he tried to take your nephew away? 👇 🔔 Subscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next chapter. 📖 This is an unofficial fan-made story inspired by Naruto. Naruto and all related names and characters (including Naruto, Kushina, Minato, Hiruzen, Enma, Kakashi, Iruka, Asuma and Danzo) belong to Masashi Kishimoto, Shueisha and Studio Pierrot. Rei, Yuri, Mrs. Sumi and the events of this story are original and created for entertainment. This channel is not affiliated with the official franchise.