If Your Smart Speaker Ever Laughs At Night… DO NOT ASK IT WHY

There are seven rules. Most people only need the first one. The seventh is about who it was laughing with. FILE 003 · THE SMART SPEAKER Source: Bedroom speaker · Voice history · 3:33 AM 00:00 If your smart speaker ever laughs at night 00:22 3:33 AM · It is laughing 00:28 2018: speakers laughing worldwide 01:27 Rule 1 · Do not ask it why 01:42 Case · Dayton, Ohio 02:22 Rule 2 · Look at the light ring 03:07 Rule 3 · Do not whisper 03:57 Rule 4 · Do not press play 04:42 Case File 03 · Portland, Oregon 05:14 Rule 5 · If the ring turns green, leave the room 06:05 Rule 6 · Do not unplug it 06:29 Case File 19 · Amarillo, Texas 07:00 Rule 7 · Who it was laughing with 08:10 Closing protocol In 2018, smart speakers around the world really did start laughing on their own. They really do have a whisper mode, a light ring that changes color, and a voice history you can play back. The rest of this file is fiction. Probably. What time has your smart speaker ever turned on by itself? Tell us in the comments. This protocol was provided by your home. #analoghorror #smartspeaker #smarthome #horror #rules #creepy #scarystories