German Researchers Named Shortest Interval of Time: Che

😂💀 "German Researchers Named Shortest Interval of Time: Che" 🔥🎤 German researchers made history by recording the shortest measurable interval of time. They needed a name for it. They called it Che. Three words. A complete self-roast. Delivered on live television by the man himself. That's this 20-minute compilation at its most precise — and every joke operates at the same level of unexpected perfection. Also here: The US Energy Department concludes COVID likely came from a Wuhan lab leak — not a wet market. Che's response: so he gave up eating bats for nothing. The Republican Party group chat that praised Hitler was named Joe's Family. George Santos steps back from his committee assignments to "avoid being a distraction" — then sashays off the set in a feather boa. Josh Hawley gives a Senate speech about men turning to pornography and video games. Che clarifies: "which is not true — I also drink." Zelensky offers Trump a Nobel Peace Prize if he sells Ukraine Tomahawk missiles. Jost clarifies: that's the prize they give you for selling missiles. McConnell makes a surprise visit to Ukraine — usually when McConnell shows up by surprise, it's behind you in the bathroom mirror. Jon Voight releases a video claiming Abraham Lincoln's spirit is guiding Donald Trump. Weekend Update's response: hopefully not to a theater. The Omicron variant first appears in the US during a New York anime convention. "Damn," Che notes. "The one time they leave the house." Epstein's email was JeeVacation@gmail — which Che finds adorable, like if Jeffrey Dahmer's was DinnerTimeJeff@yahoo. And streaming services are pressured to remove R Kelly's music after his conviction — but streaming, Che points out, is basically what got him in trouble in the first place. Twenty minutes. Every target. One name for the shortest moment in history. 🔔 Subscribe for SNL's greatest Weekend Update compilations 💬 "Named it Che" or "gave up eating bats for nothing" — which SNL self-roast is the greatest? #SNL #WeekendUpdate #MichaelChe #ColinJost #GeorgeSantos #Trump #RKelly #Epstein #McConnell #COVID #SNLBestMoments #SNLCompilation #SaturdayNightLive #DarkComedy #WeekendUpdateBestMoments