If ZLATAN DRAFTED a Team 😱

Zlatan is running a draft. Twelve picks, two rounds, six legends, and a board that only Zlatan can see. He will not say what pick he is. Zidane announces he has pick one and uses it on himself. Beckham drafts on style and picks the free kick guy, who turns out to be Beckham. Ronaldo insists he is the real one. Pele arrives, mentions that he was pick one of history, and mentions his three World Cups approximately once a minute. Henry arrives late and is told his 228 goals were for Arsenal, which Zlatan says like it settles something. Then the board is read out loud, and pick six is empty. Six legends were in the room and every one of them spent their pick on themselves. Pick twelve, dead last, is Zlatan. He wrote the board that way on purpose, so that nobody else could put him there. Then he starts a second draft and takes himself first overall. Photos from Wikimedia Commons under free licences: Zlatan by Meghdad Madadi (CC BY 4.0), Zidane by Raphael Labbe (CC BY-SA 2.0), Beckham by Calebrw (CC BY-SA 3.0), Ronaldo by Antonio Cruz/ABr (CC BY 3.0 br), Pele by Mattythewhite (CC BY-SA 3.0), Henry by wonker (CC BY 2.0), Roberto Carlos by Melnikov Alexander (CC BY-SA 3.0). Fan-made satire, not affiliated with or endorsed by any club or player. #football #groupchat #zlatan