If the MANAGERS Had to CUT One Player 😱

Twenty five names each, by midnight. One name on every list is already crossed out, and The List will not say whose until the end. Mourinho submits eleven and gets removed in the first minute. Flick wrote his list in July and one of the names left in August. Xabi cuts six and accidentally cuts both goalkeepers. Ancelotti writes his from memory, thirty nine years of it, and ends up with twenty six names and one man he cannot place. Pep talks about the system for two hours and never says a single name. Then The List explains the rule. The crossed out name is on every list, and not one manager said it out loud all night. If nobody says you, you were never there. Arteta asks for twenty six the whole video. He gets it at the end. Manager photos from Wikimedia Commons under free licences — Pep Guardiola (CC BY-SA 4.0, Steffen Prößdorf), Carlo Ancelotti (CC BY 2.0), Hansi Flick (CC BY-SA 4.0), Mikel Arteta (CC BY-SA 4.0), Xabi Alonso (CC BY-SA 2.0), José Mourinho (CC BY-SA 4.0). Fan-made satire, not affiliated with or endorsed by UEFA or any club.