Don’t Say This to a British Barman (Unless You Want to Be Kicked Out)

Ten things that ended up in the little red notebook under the till at The Old Bell, and what to say instead. Each one comes with the reason behind it, from Challenge 25 ID checks and why buying a drink for a drunk mate can get you fined, to why some pubs can't put the football on. I've kept the best one for last, and it's the only one where my advice is to say more, not less. If you've ever stood at a British bar wondering what to say, or you just enjoy a bit of pub life, pull up a stool and subscribe for more. And tell me in the comments: what's the strangest thing you've ever heard someone say to a barman, and how did they answer? Pauline had a reply for everything, and I'd bet some of yours are better. Cheers. Chapters: 00:00 1. The Little Red Notebook 01:12 2. No. 10: Just "Pint" 02:08 3. No. 9: Same Again 03:06 4. No. 8 and 7: Queue Jumping 04:49 5. No. 6: Forgotten ID 05:52 6. No. 5: He's Fine, Honest 06:51 7. No. 4: Put the Match On 07:46 8. No. 3 and 2: Respect the Bar 09:29 9. No. 1: Free Tap Water 10:37 10. What the Notebooks Taught Tags: British pub etiquette, what not to say to a barman, pub manners UK, British pub culture, Challenge 25, how to order at a British pub, pub tips for visitors, bar staff etiquette #britishpub #BritishPubs #BritishBarman #PubEtiquette #BritishPubCulture #BritishCulture #PubLife #BritishHumour #FunnyBritish #ThingsYouShouldNeverSay #PubStories #BritishTraditions #UKCulture #BritishComedy #PubLandlord #TraditionalBritishPub #BritishNostalgia #PubRules #UKPubs #NeverSayThis