Meathook Massacre | Taking Golgari Up a Notch | DSK Standard Ranked Bo1 | MTG Arena

Greetings and Welcome my friends! You have come over to the Shark Side! This is Meathook Massacre, the Golgari deck featuring the namesake enchantment. We've got a mix of cards this time out with a little bit of ramp, removals, card draw, and utility cards to attack in multiple ways. We've got men of all sizes from the tiny bronco at 2/2 on up to the big bad of OPMourn, Lord Voldemort, AKA Valgavoth. Fun Meter Rating: 8. It's fun for us, not gonna lie. Win Rate: 80%. Strong: We've been doing alright against the majority of decks, it's hard to say that we've felt like we've been out of a fight in any game. Weak: Mono Red. Aetherhub link: https://aetherhub.com/Deck/meathook-m... Deck List: 3 Cut Down 4 Caustic Bronco 3 Cathartic Parting 2 Render Inert 3 Withering Torment 3 Glissa Sunslayer 3 Meathook Massacre II 3 Kona, Rescue Beastie 4 Overlord of the Hauntwoods 3 Virtue of Persistence 2 Nissa, Ascended Animist 2 Volgavoth, Terror Eater 5 Swamp 6 Forest 4 Restless Cottage 3 Underground Mortuary 3 Cavern of Souls 4 Fabled Passage Crafting Guide for Meathook Massacre: Caustic Bronco is not only a source of card draw but he can tap Kona the turn we play it out. Craft at least 3. Glissa is a little beater with great abilities tacked on. Craft all 3. The Meathook is not a critical card even though we named the deck after it. Craft at your discretion. Kona goes hand in hand with our tiny bronco. Craft all 3. The Green Overlord is as good as advertised. Craft as many as you can. By now anyone playing Black on the regular should have at least 3 of the Black Virtue. If you don't, Craft them now. Nissa is a powerhouse card but one that can be substituted. Craft at your discretion. Voldemort is a powerful beater with Lifelink. Substitute anything else you have that's big and brutal. Craft at your discretion. Stay Safe out there! Shark 'Em All!