Losing Everything to Space Pirates in Star Wars Outlaws

In this episode of getting rolled by everyone in the galaxy we wind up finding the Khepi tomb. It was supposed to be filled with dead guy treasure but instead it was filled with very alive people who took all our stuff. Now we are crawling around with absolutely nothing. The wise developers who thought you should only have one gun and one speeder also decided it would be a fun idea to take even those luxuries away. Watch as we crawl through the base looking in vain for our stolen gear. ⚠️ THE GG ALGORITHM WARNING ⚠️ This video comes with our 100% AI Slop Guarantee. No refunds. I am just sneaking around a pirate base complaining about losing my only blaster. If you want pristine tactical marksmanship and flawless stealth gameplay look elsewhere. If you want to watch me get one shot by random raiders while desperately searching for my tools you are in the right place. The slop will continue until morale improves. 🛑 THE CERTIFIED CHRONO SLOP BREAKDOWN 🛑 00:00 Nebula Crash: Flying into an ionized nebula and getting boarded by a pirate crew. 10:48 Meeting Hondo: Waking up in a holding cell without any gear and making a deal with Hondo Ohnaka. 14:44 The Jailbreak: Using Nix to blow up the cell wall for a very loud escape. 20:43 Finding the Blaster: Finally recovering the one gun the game actually lets us use. 27:49 Getting One Shot: Struggling through the base firefights and complaining about the combat mechanics. 31:02 Recovering the Tools: Securing the ion shield and getting the rest of our stuff back.