When the Goth Girl Is Your Healer | Funny D&D Song

She's the healer. The black lace is staying. An original funny D&D song for anyone who's ever been judged by their all-black wardrobe. “I'm Not a Necromancer” follows a devoted goth cleric whose skull jewelry, tattoos, and boots keep getting mistaken for evil. She heals the wounded, argues with an inquisitor, and somehow starts a fashion movement among the other clerics. Black nails. Golden healing magic. Apparently the skull earrings need explaining. This fantasy pop-rock comedy is for goth and alternative-style fantasy fans, D&D cleric players, and healer mains who know that looking intimidating doesn't stop you from looking after everyone. 🖤 Send this to your kindest friend in the darkest outfit. 🎲 What does your character's outfit make strangers assume—and how wrong are they? Subscribe to Twisted Tavern Tunes for original fantasy and gaming music, sharp jokes, and choruses your whole party can sing. New songs every Tuesday & Friday! More healer attitude: ✨ I Can't Heal Dumb | Funny D&D Cleric Song    • I Can't Heal Dumb | Funny D&D Cleric Song   Join the tavern: 📌 Discord:   / discord   ⚔️ Patreon:   / twistedtaverntunes   🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2oeR8... Love, Seraphine 🕯️🎻 🎵 Lyrics 🎵 I’m not a necromancer I just look good in black Dear Inquisitor here we go Another lecture? Love the show You saw my skulls and rang the bell I’m here to heal not summon hell You brought the book the seal the guards I brought a stack of thank-you cards I healed your wounds You cried I’m cursed Next time I’ll take your payment first It’s white and pink from wall to wall Don’t act like you’re not bored at all You say my ink’s a mark of sin I’ll show you more Where to begin? I’m not a necromancer I just look good in black I’m not a necromancer So take your torches back Black lace and chains and scuffed-up boots My god approves what’s your excuse? I’m not your villain understood But if I were evil I’d still look good I don’t raise the dead I raise the bar! I keep my vows and break the mold My nails are black my hands glow gold You called my healing spells a sin Then brought your limping mother in I healed a knight You shrieked in dread She’s brought him back He wasn’t dead The sisters called my lace a crime Then bought the same by suppertime They swore they’d never dress like me Now whose skull earrings do I see I’m not a necromancer I just look good in black I’m not a necromancer You know I’ve got your back Black lace and chains and scuffed-up boots My god approves what’s your excuse? I’m not your villain understood But if I were evil I’d still look good These spikes don’t mean I’m made of stone Some nights I hate to sleep alone Don’t tame my heart or make me small Just hold me boots and chains and all The sisters strut in pink and black Of course you brought the torches back It’s not a cult They’re clerics too How is this still confusing you No we’re not necromancers We just look good in black No we’re not necromancers We’re never switching back Black lace and chains and scuffed-up boots Our god approves what’s your excuse? We’re not your villains understood But if we were evil we’d still look good We don’t raise the dead We raise the bar! Credits: Lyrics: Seraphine & Caden Ashford Composition: Draft created with SUNO. DAW editing by Seraphine Visuals: Created by Seraphine using ShotCut #GothGirl #DnDComedy #TwistedTavernTunes