I’m Basically OWCS. Someone Tell Matchmaking. | Overwatch

Tank. Damage. Support. I’m an entire roster with one gaming chair. We’re sweating on the MAIN STREAM ACCOUNT in Overwatch today, finishing our remaining role queue placements and finding out where the game thinks I belong. Time to prove how well rounded I am. I can create space, hit shots, and keep people alive. The only role I haven’t mastered is humble. I’m basically OWCS at this point. All I’m missing is a team, a contract, and any evidence that a scout knows I exist. Today’s job description: 🛡️ TANK: Create space. Encourage the team to occasionally occupy it. 🎯 DAMAGE: Find picks. Preferably before delivering my acceptance speech. ➕ SUPPORT: Keep the group project alive. We’re putting the versatility to work, closing out placements, and seeing which role gets the best result. I want good fights, big plays, and a rank reveal that supports the irresponsible amount of confidence I brought into this stream. If all three roles look good, I’m calling it a professional audition. If one looks questionable, that portion of the résumé is still under review. Chat, make your predictions: which role ends up highest? Which one is going to require the longest explanation? Come hang out, judge the audition, and clip the good stuff. If an actual scout shows up, everybody act like this is completely normal. Retired Navy vet. Three-role enthusiast. Currently accepting imaginary contract offers. EXCELSIOR! Let’s find out what the badge says. All socials: @MrGoodNation #Overwatch #OverwatchRanked #MrGoodNation