Sweating Just to Unlock More Sweating | Overwatch

I’m sweating this hard just to unlock a mode where I can sweat harder. We’re back on my NEW OVERWATCH ALT, still working through Quick Play to unlock Competitive. This account’s unlock target is 25 wins. Last time I played for three hours and won about 11. Apparently “Quick” refers to how fast I abandon the idea of relaxing. Today we’re bringing the ranked focus before the game lets me select ranked: clean shots, better fights, and wins that move this account toward Competitive. The enemy team is getting the version of me who sits up straight. Very serious. Extremely casual. If I say “it’s just Quick Play,” please observe how far I’ve already leaned into the monitor. That man is negotiating for a Victory screen. If we unlock Competitive with enough time left, we’ll get into placements and see how far we can take them. Maybe today we finally get a rank. First, we’ve got to earn the entrance. Chat, predict the eventual placement—or how many times I insist I’m “just chilling” while clearly doing the opposite. Come hang out for the Quick Play grind, the clean picks, and the increasingly questionable use of the word “casual.” Retired Navy vet. Dad. Taking casual mode personally. EXCELSIOR! Let’s unlock some more sweating. All socials: @MrGoodNation #Overwatch #OverwatchLive #MrGoodNation