Depeche Messiah - Based and Christpilled

Depeche Messiah — “Based and Christpilled” Three brave crusaders. One sacred mission. Several inhalers. “Based and Christpilled” follows Depeche Messiah as they finally leave Mum’s house, armed with swords, shields, snacks, questionable supplies, and enough online theology to confidently misunderstand the Middle Ages. Love your enemies? BASED AND CHRISTPILLED. Turn the other cheek? BASED AND CHRISTPILLED. No Jew, no Greek? BASED AND CHRISTPILLED. Salvation from the Jews? ...extremely BASED AND CHRISTPILLED. Their crusade lasts approximately one afternoon. Featuring heroic marching, theological power-ups, a dangerously enthusiastic Rabbi Jesus, a tiny stream of almost biblical difficulty, and three men slowly realizing that holy war involves considerably more walking than advertised. DEUS VULT. GOTT MIT UNS. MUM PUT THE KETTLE ON. Another sacred transmission from Depeche Messiah / Ruddy Records.