The Drunk Monkey Incident, Miami Cruise Fever & Greedy Mickey Mouse 🐒🛳️🏰 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 82

A monkey in India bit a liquor store owner, chugged a bottle and passed out on the booze boxes. Port of Miami breaks a huge cruise record. And Mickey Mouse now wants $916 for your family of four to walk through the gate. It's a big week, Burnt Ones. Welcome to Episode 82 of the Sunburnt Podcast with Emmy Award-winning Producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix Comedian Chip Chantry. This week's Sunburnt News covers a lot of ground. Port Miami smashes its cruise record with 10 million passengers, and Royal Caribbean takes delivery of the $2 billion Legend of the Seas, a near-10,000-person mega ship with a railway inside it. Hawaii Volcanoes National Park loses its iconic Hōlei Sea Arch, and Disney World and Disneyland quietly jack up ticket prices again. Plus a Jimmy Buffett Fact of the Week, Stephen the Raccoon Butterflyfish, and two Guinness World Records from The Good Book! Why Hit Play? 🧴 Chip's Poison Ivy Lotion — his proprietary organic blend took out an entire Pilates class (1:00) 🔥 Hell Is a Wet Oven — Chip's mom has it stitched over the hearth AND tattooed on her back (5:34) 🌋 The 90ft Arch Vanishes — Hawaii's famous sea arch collapses and nobody saw it happen (15:41) 🚢 $2 Billion Mega Ship — heavier than a quarter million elephants, with a railway inside (20:17) 🐒 Drunk Monkey of India — bites the owner, pounds a bottle, passes out on the merch (24:42) 🏰 Mickey's $916 Heist — Disney one-day tickets hit $229 per person (35:54) 🌊 26 Nationalities, 60 Seconds — the most bureaucratic waterslide record in history (51:57) 🩸 Blood Buckets vs. Piranhas — how one man swam all 3,273 miles of the Amazon (1:01:37) Chapters 0:00 Cold Open — Drunk Monkey & Mickey's Heist 1:00 Chip's Poison Ivy Lotion Scandal 2:32 Front Desk — Handsome Man in Room 308 2:52 49 Days to Thanksgiving in Paradise 5:34 Hell Is a Wet Oven 6:32 Sunburnt News: Miami's 10 Million Cruisers 15:41 90ft Hawaii Arch Vanishes Overnight 17:39 Waikiki Loses a Foot a Year 18:32 The Arch Went Out for Smokes 20:17 $2B Mega Ship With a Railway 24:42 Drunk Monkey Bites Liquor Store Owner 30:33 Monkeys vs. Gen Z Showdown 35:54 Mickey's $916 Family Ticket Heist 44:19 Jimmy Buffett's Tequila Flu Shots 45:31 Fish of the Week: Stephen the Bandit 49:17 Fisheye Shirts Stop Muggings 50:58 The Good Book Opens 51:32 Most Nationalities Down One Waterslide 51:57 26 Nationalities in 60 Seconds 53:12 Show Me Your Papers Slide Rules 56:06 No Floats, No Friends: Amazon Swim 57:59 Slovenian Swimmer's 67-Day Odyssey 59:07 3,273 Miles of Piranha Water 1:01:37 Blood Buckets vs. Piranhas 1:02:37 Thanksgiving in Paradise Waikiki Push 1:07:17 Front Desk — Stay Burnt 🌴 Leave us a voicemail for the Trouble in Paradise Hotline: (310) 845-6038 Tell us your worst vacation story and you might hear it on the show. 🎟️ Join us in Hawaii for the 2nd annual Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving In Paradise. (Link In Bio) 🎙️ New episodes every Thursday — Sunburnt Podcast 🌐 sunburntpodcast.com 📺 Subscribe:    / @sunburntpod   📱 @sunburntpod on all socials The Sunburnt Podcast @SunburntPod is the number 1 Tropical Travel Comedy Podcast in the world. #SunburntPodcast #comedypodcast #travelpodcast #hawaiitravel #cruisenews