Liar's Night 🎃 Original D&D Song (Goblin Bardcore)

Sing along with Skrunko. Grab your treats and drop a subscribe for more original D&D music, tavern songs, and goblin bardcore. Now with animation! HAPPY LIAR'S NIGHT, YOU FOOLS!!! Can you believe this town?! Once a year, the big fancy denizens of Waterdeep put on silly masks, tell massive lies, and pretend they’re monsters. Which is hilarious, because I didn't even need a disguise to blend in tonight! Mask's Merry Mischief has officially taken over the streets, and let me tell you, the picking has NEVER been better! Pockets are absolutely bursting with sugar plums, the casks are flowing with free ale, and nobody is checking for a street performance permit because everyone is too distracted dancing and drinking! I wrote this track right in the middle of the festival square while dodging a very confused City Watch guard. It’s upbeat, it's chaotic, and if you don’t clap along, I might accidentally mistake your coin purse for a festive treat! Listen, share, and toss some gold into my hat before the sun comes up and the magic wears off! 🎃 📜 Lyrics 📜 The thirtieth of Marpenoth, is chilling to the bone, We light the hallowed pumpkins, so the real face isn't known! The wizards spin their glamours, and the nobles hide their pride, On the streets of Waterdeep, there's everywhere to hide! Oh play a trick and steal a treat, the night is wild and free! No contract binds a single soul beneath the Leira tree. With pockets full of sugar plums and drinking from the cask, We dance a merry jig tonight, to honor thief-lord Mask! A halfling in a goblin mask? A goblin in a gown? Nobody knows who's who tonight in this distracted town! You feel a little tickle where your festive treats all lay? If you catch my sneaky hand, then this is where I pay! Oh play a trick and steal a treat, the night is wild and free! No contract binds a single soul beneath the Leira tree. With pockets full of sugar plums and drinking from the cask, We dance a merry jig tonight, to honor thief-lord Mask! Town folk dress as monsters, dancing and drinking down the ale, You tell the biggest lies tonight and never land in jail! A single night full of mischief, where chaos rules the streets, Happy Liar's Night you fools, now give this goblin treats! Oh play a trick and steal a treat, the night is wild and free! No contract binds a single soul beneath the Leira tree. With pockets full of sugar plums and drinking from the cask, We dance a merry jig tonight, to honor thief-lord Mask! Visuals: Vizzy.io and Google Flow Music: Suno Lyrics by Skrunko the Silver-Tongued =========================================================================== [ ⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER & GOBLIN ADVISORY ] “Liar’s Night” is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC. By listening to this track, the audience agrees that any items dropped, misplaced, or left unattended for more than three seconds constitute "abandoned dungeon salvage" and will be reclaimed for family-support purposes. Skrunko is not responsible for exploding gnomish inventions, acidic breakroom spills, or lost coin purses. If you find your gold missing after the chorus, consider it a mandatory tip for the goblin youth fund. ===========================================================================