Pvz2 Chinese: We Heard You Hated Lock And Key Enemies, So We Removed The Key! Have Fun!

#pvz2 #reflourished No, I can't read Chinese. Anyway, here's the Dark Ages, and it has some BS regular Pvz2 does not. This version of Dark Ages also has 25 nights instead of the usual 20. I don't know why there's only 20 in international. First off, Plantern, you remember them right? Some Dark Ages have fog in this version for some reason, and because of where they put the level progress bar, the fog completely blocks you from seeing how far you are in the level. Fair and balanced. There's also Bandit Zombie, who drinks a potion to go invisible on the 9th column. He then can't be damaged AT ALL. No I'm serious. The only way to do it is to reveal him with Plantern or Lantern Cherry, or else you can't even see him at all. I LOVE being forced to bring a single plant I would never use otherwise for the sole purpose of one stupid Zombie! Lock and key level design is my favorite 🥹🔫 There's also the Fright Theater Mini-game. I have played it before in Altverz, so it's nothing special to me honestly. Also there's Cavalry Zombie. He sucks. He charges up, and then he bum rushes across the lawn, then the horse launches a Knight Zombie two tiles forward upon hitting a plant. They then leave a lance there that acts as a grid item. Believe it or not, unlike Bull Rider Zombie, that's a real Horse, not a mech, so E.M.Peach does not work. They have a problem in this version with just not giving you plants. I don't even get Puff-Shroom at all by playing Dark Ages for God's sake, I have to go find it somewhere else! Who designed that? It's a problem because Puff-Shroom is such a basic plant, and in International you get it after Day 2. They make you use Pyro-Shroom and Cryo-Shroom, two exclusive plants, but to actually get them, you have to roll like a 6% in gacha because they're Legendary. That's not even the worst Pvz2 Chinese exclusive Zombie in this world btw. There's worse to come.