Call Me Clanker

She's an AI slop "artist". Six fingers? Bonus. Seven? Even better. And every hate comment pushes her to the top. A hyperpop duet for everyone who has ever typed "clanker" under an AI video. Comment "clanker" below. She reads every one. (Well. Her bot does.) Made with AI, openly: song created with AI tools, and the video built with AI (Claude Opus 5.5). Picked and shaped by a human who just wants to make you smile. Lyrics: Yeah. This song is AI. Boo. Cry about it. Took me four seconds! Four hundred tries. Woke up at noon, I'm a visionary Typed in one word, now I'm legendary Forty-seven channels, not a single employee Fruit Love Island? Yeah, the strawberry is me Shrimp Jesus? Babe, that's my blue period Forty thousand grandmas typed Amen, they're serious My fans are eighty, they share me at brunch Then they try my pizza: glue, a whole bunch I'm an artist! Who needs a pencil? It's a masterpiece! Six fingers? Bonus! It's got a soul! Seven? Even better! Okay, the soul is still loading Call me clanker! Clanker. Call me slop! Slop. Every comment that you write pushes me up to the top Write it angry, write it twice The algorithm thinks it's nice Hate me more, I'm paid per view Thank you, haters, love you too! Thank you, haters, love you too! My creative process? Listen close: Make it better, make it better, make it better. Post. They say it's stolen? Babe, I call it inspired By every artist ever, now they're all retired Every prompt drinks a bottle of water I'm so hydrated, the planet's getting hotter My face? Filtered. My voice? Generated. My bio says human, it's been updated I'm an artist! Pencils are for peasants! It's a masterpiece! Three eyes? It's vision! It's emotional! So deep it says delve! Delve. Let's delve. Delve. Let's delve. Delve. Let's delve. Call me clanker! Clanker. Call me slop! Slop. Every comment that you write pushes me up to the top Write it angry, write it twice The algorithm thinks it's nice Hate me more, I'm paid per view Thank you, haters, love you too! C L A N K E R Clanker. C L A N K E R Clanker. Clanker. Fine. You want a pencil? I'll pick up a pencil. I drew a hand. It's got six fingers. I'm the slop. I was always the slop. Make it better! Call me clanker! Clanker. Call me slop! Slop. Spotify put a sticker on me AI persona, stop! My fans are bots, my haters too The only human here is you Hate me more, I'm paid per view Thank you, haters, love you too! C L A N K E R Clanker. Clanker clanker clanker clanker clanker Three minutes. You hated every second And you're still here. Comment clanker below. I read every one. Great comment! Well. My bot does. #CallMeClanker #AISlop #Clanker #UnsentFrequency #AIMusic