What If You Were a Premier League Club Owner?

You just paid £400 million for a Premier League club. Forty-one thousand seats, a fan who's sat in the same seat since 1961, and a striker who scores more photoshoots than goals. Over one season you'll find out where the money really comes from, where it really goes, why a £60M player costs £12M a year, what agents get paid, and what relegation does to a club's bank account. This is Episode 1 of a series. What happens to Northbridge FC in Episode 2 depends on YOU. 👉 Comment now: KEEP BIG RICO or SELL HIM? The most-liked answer decides Episode 2. Chapters 0:00 You just bought a Premier League club 0:28 The price 1:22 Where the money comes from 2:16 Where it goes 2:43 The wage bill 3:09 The hidden bill (amortisation) 3:35 The agent 4:08 The rule 4:36 The table 5:02 January 5:25 The sacking 5:52 The drop 6:21 What relegation costs 6:46 Nobody told you 7:11 The way back 7:42 Episode 2: you decide Stories are fictional, numbers are real. Northbridge FC, its fans, players and staff are invented; real-world figures come from public club accounts, Premier League/EFL rules and published reporting (sources in the pinned comment). Club figures are modelled on a real mid-table club's published accounts and marked "about". Club names appear for information only; no affiliation. #PremierLeague #FootballFinance #IfYouWere