Jack Of All Trivia

My name is Krebs T. Gorlon and I was disturbed from my bedrotting by the ugly clown-man Mike to write the introduction to this "video" So, whatever, I guess it's my job or whatever. I'm what the old school boomer media calls a "zoomer" although I think I'm more of a Gen Alpha or whatever. Who even assigns these things? Boomers? The Patriarchy? The Illuminati? Whatever. I bet you believe we landed on the moon. So anyway, in this video a bunch of old boomer clowns answer questions with their brains. Duh, don't they know what chatGPT is ? Or have Claude? Who thinks anymore? Who needs to remember stuff? Remembering "facts" is the new version of a doing math on "paper" with a "pencil" when you have a calculator on your phone. What is it like ancient times? Like the 2000s?!? Besides, what is a "fact" anyway? Who decides when a fact is or isn't correct? Facts are up to interpretation and we're told what's true and what isn't by some mysterious whatever authority somewhere. It's like how they keep telling me the sun is real. A "Giant nuclear furnace ball in space". Yeah right! I think it's a giant light sucking up electricity for the big power companies to keep billing us or whatever. Electricity should be free cause it's a right or whatever. Anyway bed rotting rules. Writing up these stupid descriptions as my unpaid internship for some stupid youtube channel sucks though. So this is me quietly quitting by writing a really bad intro about an ugly guy named Jack coming up with questions for his dumb, ugly boomer friends. How embarrassing. Is this what these 70 year old dudes do with their time? Back to the old folks home you bunch of bags of walking dust.