How to Talk like an Authentic "Salty" (but not drunken) Sailor!

Are you salty? Many people who are new to sailing make videos but don't necessarily sound authentic. Maybe you're a new Youtube channel and you don't really have the experience of hanging out with long time sailors like Christian Williams. So I'll put my two cents in on how to sound like a real sailor. Of course this is based on my experience as an American sailor. I've been sailing for 40+ years, and yacht racing most of that time. I've sailed offshore, and round the buoys, or just cruising around. But after hanging out with sailors of all types, I should have picked up a few things (maybe). We'll see!