The Raptured Willies - Report That Man!

REPORT THAT MAN! — The Raptured Willies Orchestra A man questioned their faith. The Willies could have ignored him. They could have laughed. They could have answered him. They could even have engaged in the ancient and dangerous practice known as conversation. Instead, they reported him. Then reported him some more. Then gathered fifty smiling brethren to help report him. And when that still didn’t feel sufficiently Christian, they took his name down to the precinct. “REPORT THAT MAN!” is a wholesome little hymn for anyone who’s ever confused the report button with spiritual warfare. No arguments. No rebuttals. No turning the other cheek. Just paperwork, phone calls, righteous indignation, and the quiet confidence that somewhere, surely, there must be an authority willing to make this unpleasant person disappear. Unfortunately, the copper has actual crimes to deal with. When in doubt — REPORT!