BPL14: Self-Antags are on the Menu

Welcome to Space Station 14! This shift was rather interesting on Sushi station. We had not one, but TWO self-antagonists! We had a wizard show up and briefly make a mess of things, but that didn't stop two members of the crew from having their own definition of "fun". This was one of those rare moments where admins marked someone as "KILL" because they just didn't get the message, shortly before banning them. C'est la vie. In the end, the crew set them both straight. Good luck to you in the future, w3ryfrate. Hopefully you make better decisions on other servers. Recorded: August 26, 2026 Server: BPL14 https://theblackpantslegion.com/ Timestamps! Or I'll beat you with a microwave. 00:00 Shift start. Station AI time! 05:50 A fellow silicon says hello. 09:40 Oh, look who it is. 12:45 CentComm issues a kill order. Whoa! 14:50 Objects are alive in the bar. Fishy. 17:20 Fireballs. Time for Red. 18:10 Annnd the Wizard blew themselves up. 21:40 Back down to Green alert. 22:25 Oh, more furniture attacking crew. 27:15 Crew are dropping like flies. Back to Blue. 31:20 The Lawyer wants me to run an ad. 35:55 Shuttle call? Already? Recall that crap! 37:50 Another self-antag. Handled. Good. 40:10 Gunfire, splendid! 41:55 Gr3y.T1d3 time! 43:00 Tippy has a message for the crew. 44:30 Spider visitors! 49:15 Science can't handle their anomalies. 51:00 Did something just hit the station? Uh oh, time for Red. 54:25 Nukie gets gunned down. Oh, there's one in Sec, too? 57:55 That's a big hole in Security. 1:00:15 Dragon in Engineering! RD's got me now. 1:03:15 A Clown Spider roadblock. I have a solution! 1:06:20 Off to CentComm we go. 1:08:25 Arrival to CentComm. Fin!