If Your Dog Ever Brings You Its Leash at 3 A.M.… DON’T GO FOR A WALK

If your dog ever wakes you at 3 a.m. and drops its leash on your chest, do not take it. This is an analog horror survival guide: a set of instructions for the day your reflection blinks first. What to do when you fall, what not to do, why you should never blink. Chapters 0:00 The leash at 3 A.M. 0:21 Dogs were bred to herd 0:37 Rule 1: Do not take the leash 1:02 Rule 2: Do not say the word 1:27 Rule 3: Do not check your phone 1:58 Case File 41 2:45 Rule 4: Do not look at your shoes 3:19 Rule 5: Stay in bed 3:50 Rule 6: The morning 4:32 Rule 7: [CLASSIFIED] ABOUT THESE FILES Survival protocols for situations nobody trained you for. One file. One situation. A few rules. Calm, dark, and slightly unprofessional. New files are added to the archive regularly. Subscribe to @BreakingBarnacles, and don’t be the one who breaks rule three. This is a work of fiction. #analoghorror #horror #survivalguide