If Your Dog Ever Starts Laughing Out Loud ... RUN!!!

If your dog ever starts laughing out loud, run. Do not laugh with it. Do not look for your keys. It is nine forty. A comedy is on. Your dog is asleep across your feet. You laugh, and one beat later a second laugh comes from your feet. Same rhythm. Same little catch at the end. It is not a dog sound. It is yours. There are seven rules. The seventh was not written for you. CHAPTERS 0:00 If your dog ever starts laughing out loud 0:11 Nine forty: a second laugh 0:34 How dogs really laugh 0:51 Rule 1: Do not laugh back 2:17 Rule 2: Do not ask what is funny 3:37 Rule 3: Walk to the door. Then run 4:53 Rule 4: Do not take the leash 6:03 Rule 5: Do not call the house 7:11 Rule 6: Come back and tell it a joke 8:12 Rule 7: [withheld] What does your dog do when you laugh? Tell us in the comments.