On My 51st Birthday, My Wife Announced She Was Leaving For A Younger Man. My Daughters Applauded....

On My 51st Birthday, My Wife Announced She Was Leaving For A Younger Man. My Daughters Applauded. I Calmly Set My Plate Aside And Said “Be Happy, Girls, But Know This I’m Not Your Biological Father. I Adopted You Out Of Pity, And Today My Pity Ends.”