[Metal about making baseball singles?] Salt Kingdom - Contact Hitter [2051]

Following Joseph Farnan's impressive 2051 performance in which he achieved 274 hits over the course of the regular season, Max Walde wrote Contact Hitter in praise of the veteran second baseman for Salt Lake City. This was driven primarily by the fact that Farnan had just announced his coming retirement, saying, "If I keep on, I'm not going to have a year like this again. Might as well go out on a high note, I'd say." Lyrics: OHHH-OHHHH-OHHH OHHH-OHHHH-OHHH OHHH-OHHHH-OHHH WOAH WOAHHH WOAH WOAH WOAH HE'S A... OHHH-OHHHH-OHHH GIVE HIM LOVE OH! LORD ABOVE THERE'S GREATNESS SWELLING IN HIS EYYYEEES GIVE HIM STRIKES! STRIKES! GIVE HIM BALLS! BALLS! ONE TO THE INFIELD HE'LL DELIVER WHHHHYYYY? CAUSE HE'S A CONTACT HITTER! GIVE HIM PRAISE OH! LORD OF GRACE THERE'S GREATNESS SWELLING IN HIS EYYYEEES GIVE HIM STRIKES! STRIKES! GIVE HIM BALLS! BALLS! ONE TO THE OUTFIELD HE'LL DELIVER WHHHHYYYY? CAUSE HE'S A CONTACT HITTER! OH, HE'S IN THE FIGHT FIGHT! HE'S GOT THE SIGHT SIGHT! HE'S PATIENT AND HE KEEPS IT TIGHT GIVE 'IM PRAISE PRAISE! WHEN HE GETS ON BASE BASE! ONE TO THE INFIELD HE'LL DELIVER WHHHHYYYY? CAUSE HE'S A CONTACT HITTER! YEAH, HE LIKES THEM LOW LOW! YOU BETTER KNOW KNOW! HEEE'S THE GREATEST AT IT IN THE SHOW SAY HIS NAME NAME! HE'S GOT THE GAME GAME! ONE TO THE OUTFIELD HE'LL DELIVER WHHHHYYYY? CAUSE HE'S A CONTACT HITTER! AND HE HITS IT RIGHT RIGHT! HE HITS IT LEFT LEFT! THE BRAVE AND BOLD, HE DON'T QUIVER HE'S GOT THE EYE YEAH, YOU KNOW WHY THOSE DEFENDERS HE MAKES SHIVER WHHHHYYYY? CAUSE HE'S A... WOAH! OHHH-OHHHH-OHHH OHHHHHH! OHHH-OHHHH-OHHH OHHH-OHHHH-OHHH WOAH WOAH WOAHHHH WOAAAAAAAHHH! HE'S A... GIVE HIM LOVE OH! LORD ABOVE THERE'S GREATNESS SWELLING IN HIS EYYYEEES GIVE HIM STRIKES! STRIKES! GIVE HIM BALLS! BALLS! ONE TO THE INFIELD HE'LL DELIVER (WHHHHYYYY?) CAUSE HE'S A CONTACT HITTER! GIVE HIM PRAISE (OH!) OH, LORD OF GRACE THERE'S GREATNESS SWELLING IN HIS EYYYEEES GIVE HIM STRIKES! STRIKES! GIVE HIM BALLS! BALLS! ONE TO THE OUTFIELD HE'LL DELIVER (WHHHHYYYY?) CAUSE HE'S A CONTACT HITTER! (WHHHHYYYY?) CAUSE HE'S A CONTACT HITTER! (CONTACT HITTER!) CONTACT HITTER! (CONTACT HITTER!) DISCLAIMER: This is a fictional alternate-history baseball music/archive project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Major League Baseball, Minor League Baseball, the Frontier League, the National Association of Professional Baseball, or any real-world league, club, or rights holder. AI was utilized in the making of this video.