He Got The Most Awkward Massage Of His Life... Klein. Ally. Show. | Thursday, September 10 2026

On today's show: Generation Wars, Man Vs Machine, Klein's awkward massage, & more! Jake knowingly bought a women's shirt at the Guns & Roses show over the weekend, and decided to debut it on the show today. He's convinced it was the right decision. We also went down memory lane and went through all the times Klein has accidentally purchased women's apparel. Johnny came across an unexpected $600 yesterday, which Klein convinced him to bet on the Patriots winning the NFL opener last night. As you may know, it didn't work out for Johnny, and he's now painfully aware of the ups and downs of sports bettings. Klein's wife treated him to a Thai massage, but of course because it's Klein things didn't go well. It ended with him being manhandled by a giant Thai woman named Minnie, and he's vowed never to get another massage again. Plus we learned what gross habit we're all doing at bars during Clickbait, discussed the end of the world during Man Vs Machine, and finally had a successful Boomer during Gen Wars! (he still didn't win). Leave your takeaways in the comment section! 0:00:00 Start Of Show 0:10:00 Ally Knows The News 0:10:14 Shohei Ohtani Right Arm Injury - Shohei Ohtani is placed on the injured list due to issues with his right arm. 0:10:23 Muse Forced to Change Handles - The band Muse had to change their social media handles because Mark Zuckerberg's new AI tool is also named Muse. 0:10:43 Krispy Kreme Glazed Apple Cider - Krispy Kreme introduces Glazed Apple Cider as their new fall donut flavor. 0:10:58 Apple's Recent Tech Announcements - Alongside the flip phone, Apple announces new devices including the iMac. 0:11:21 Getty Center Evacuated Due to Fire - A local brush fire forced the temporary evacuation and closure of the Getty Center. 0:16:29 Klein's Traumatizing Back Massage - Klein recounts an incredibly awkward and terrifying experience getting a massage from a very tall woman named Minnie. 0:26:35 A.D.D. News 0:26:48 Sydney Sweeney's Betting App Ad - The Novig sports betting app uses a revealing ad campaign featuring Sydney Sweeney to grab attention. 0:29:39 Meta AI Steals Muse Social Handles - The rock band Muse loses their original social media name to Meta's artificial intelligence tool. 0:31:32 What Your Phone Case Says About You - How you style of your phone case affects your professional image. 0:33:20 NFL Forced Fandom Picks - Discussing the random football teams we are forced to support this season. 0:37:48 Clickbait: Grossest Bar Behaviors - Bartenders reveal that leaving chewed gum on glasses is the most disgusting patron habit. 0:43:29 Generation Wars 0:55:24 The Cardboard Lego Mistake - Ally shares the disappointment of accidentally buying her kid a fake cardboard Spider-Man puzzle. 1:03:35 A.D.D. News 1:03:41 Lucas Museum Sued For Billions - A contractor launches a $1.9 billion lawsuit against the highly anticipated museum. 1:06:03 College Move In Rotary Phones - Parents leave heartfelt messages on vintage phones for new university students. 1:08:26 Why You Pause While Speaking - Research shows that speech pauses don't mean cognitive decline unless you were previously a fast talker. 1:10:44 Dealing With The Heat Wave - Complaining about the brutal SoCal weather & smoky air. 1:13:29 Jake Wears A Women's Shirt - Jake defends his decision to purposefully buy & wear a cropped ladies' Guns N' Roses tee. 1:21:04 Man Vs Machine - Experts warn that artificial intelligence could destroy mankind in the next ten years. 1:32:13 Ally's Disastrous Meat Sauce Spill - Ally describes the aftermath of dropping a glass container of marinara across her kitchen. 1:37:56 A.D.D. News 1:38:06 Apple's Expensive New Flip Phone - Apple announces a pricey $2,000 folding phone alongside other new tech gadgets. 1:42:13 SNL Announces Season Hosts - Saturday Night Live reveals upcoming stars like Dakota Johnson & Shane Gillis. 1:42:46 Wingstop Unlimited Wing Pass - Members can score an entire season of wings for a $28 fee. 1:44:00 First Screams At Knott's Scary Farm - A caller wins tickets to the opening night of the famous Halloween event. 1:48:23 Apple Fans vs Football Fans - Jake visits a Seahawks bar to prove people only care about sports or tech, not both. 1:54:20 Johnny Doesn't Know - Postmaster Johnny tries to guess that Tim Tams are a popular Australian biscuit. 2:00:00 Takeaways Klein. Ally. Show. airs weekday mornings on the World Famous KROQ 106.7 FM in Los Angeles, CA. Prizes this week include: 4 packs to opening night of Knott's Scary Farm 6 packs to the Sand Sports Super Show at The OC Fair Subscribe to our channel HERE:    / kroq​   Like KROQ on Facebook HERE:   / ​   Follow KROQ on Twitter HERE:   / kroq​   Follow KROQ on Instagram HERE:   / ​   Download the Audacy App today! ➡️ https://go.audacy.com/download-apple​ https://go.audacy.com/download-android