If Your Microwave Ever Stops At 0:01... DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR

If your microwave ever stops at 0:01 by itself: do not open the door. Do not press cancel. And do not let it hear you leave the kitchen. There are 7 rules. Most people break the second. This is an analog horror survival guide for anyone who has ever opened the microwave one second early: the habit, the plate that keeps turning, the cancel button your thumb already knows, the hum, the reminder beep at 3 in the morning, and the coffee you forgot on Tuesday. File 001. Issued by the Office of Household Irregularities. Please follow all instructions. CHAPTERS 0:00 If your microwave ever stops at 0:01 0:16 One second early 0:36 Rule 1: Keep it closed 1:05 Rule 2: No cancel 1:36 Rule 3: Another room 2:00 Rule 4: Stay in the kitchen 2:28 The reminder 2:46 Rule 5: Do not answer 3:20 Rule 6: The morning 3:44 Rule 7: [classified] ABOUT THESE FILES Wayne Ketterman publishes survival protocols for situations nobody trained you for: dark, calm, and slightly unprofessional. Every video is one file, one situation, and a short list of rules. Subscribe, then let it finish. This is a work of fiction. The Office of Household Irregularities does not exist. Percy Spencer's melted chocolate bar, the metal mesh in the door, the reminder beep and the transformer hum are real; the rest is ours. Please let it finish. #analoghorror #microwave #horrorstories