My Jealous Wife | Diana Madaras Music

“My Jealous Wife” — Diana Madaras Music Sometimes the great love of a man’s life isn’t another woman… it’s his car. “My Jealous Wife” is a playful, tongue-in-cheek song about a man’s deep devotion to Lana, his beloved 1967 Corvette, and the wife who’s had just about enough of coming in second place. From premium gas and slippery wax to horsepower, hardtops, and weekend rides, this song leans all the way into the humor of loving a classic car a little too much. With clever double meanings, vintage charm, and a whole lot of personality, “My Jealous Wife” is a fun, cheeky tribute to obsession, beauty, and the kind of love affair only a car guy could understand. Written by Diana Madaras MY JEALOUS WIFE Written by Diana Madaras I give Lana lots of horses, One for each day of the year. I give her rings and hoses, And a pretty wheel to steer. I rub her silver body, With hot and slippery wax. I rev up all her engines, And buy her premium gas. She’s smokin’ at the startin’ line, And after a good gun. If she’s smokin’ after runnin’ hard. I know she’s had some fun. CHORUS: My little hot Corvette, She goes one hundred thirty five. And when she takes the road real hard, It makes me feel alive. I keep Lana in the big bay, I cover her with cloth. And if she’s feeling frisky, I take her hardtop off. We ride around together, I like it when she’s seen. My wife says my obsession, It borders on obscene. But Lana gives me pleasure She’s sent from up above, And though she’s 67, She is my one true love. She is my prized possession, I’d sleep with her at night, But my wife says that’s crazy, She says that’s just not right. CHORUS: My little hot Corvette, She goes one hundred thirty five. And when she takes the road real hard, It makes me feel alive. I keep Lana in the big bay, I cover her with cloth. And if she’s feeling frisky, I take her hardtop off. About Diana Madaras Diana Madaras is a Tucson-based artist whose bold, colorful work has celebrated the beauty and spirit of the Southwest for decades. Best known for her painting, Diana is now bringing that same love of storytelling, emotion, and everyday human experience into her original songwriting through Diana Madaras Music. Madaras Gallery 3035 N. Swan Road Tucson, Arizona Madaras.com Subscribe to Diana Madaras Music for more original songs and stories told through music. #MyJealousWife #DianaMadarasMusic #DianaMadaras #OriginalSong #CorvetteSong #ClassicCarSong #Songwriter #OriginalMusic #TucsonArizona