Players Away!

Players Away, My Boys — A Sea Shanty for Every Lonely Gaijin Naval Gamer ( Parody of Anchors Aweigh) If you’ve ever sat in a matchmaking queue so long you started talking to the bots… welcome aboard. This song is basically my love letter (and mild cry for help) to every captain who’s stared at a gorgeous ocean, fully loaded torpedoes, and a fleet of beautiful ships — with absolutely nobody to fight. Across verses full of fog, dreadnought catwalks, heroic bots, this shanty tells the tale of one sailor’s slow descent into queue‑induced madness. It’s funny, it’s dramatic, it’s painfully relatable if you’ve ever waited ten minutes for a match that never came. Expect: • Photorealistic waves and zero players • Bots who parasail, knit, and occasionally outrank you • Ships pretty enough for a magazine three page fold out. • A soundtrack that deserves an Oscar • A captain who just wants one real human opponent If you’ve ever whispered “please… someone queue…” into the digital void, this one’s for you. Raise the guns, sound the horn, and sing along — maybe tonight is the night a real player shows up. Dum-da dum-dum-da dum-dum. For more information about War Thunder the game : https://warthunder.com --side note: like all of our parodies they are similar to the original but not the original songs because people have rights to the tunes and such. Think of them as inspired by. None of us are lawyers so we are just playing it safe. The U.S. Navy owns the rights to the original in this case. All music on this channel is original and fully owned by The Johnny Roxxer BMI-certified songwriter. AKA Johnny Roxxer & The Trouble Formerly the Johnny Roxxer Band. Some songs are crafted with the help of AI tools, but every idea, lyric, sound and final call is made by us — no spam, no shortcuts.