DJ GABBERINA PLAYS ONE HOUR OF UKG, BASSLINE + SPEED GARAGE ON VINYL (LEGO STAR WARS COMPLETE SAGA)

Welcome to Eldest Sister core by DJ Gabberina; a stream of consciousness autobiographical YouTube caption that freely associates the following: early 2000's ephemera, beginning with the Subway Surfers complementary video for the evening, a LEGO Star Wars The Complete Saga Walkthrough (particularly pleased we got Obi-Wan and Jango on Kamino in there); an additional LEGO IP — BIONICLE; skateboarding and longboarding; pre-Tyrone Rick Owens and pre-EssilorLuxottica Supreme (perhaps, nay, even, dare I say, pre-Tyler Supreme?) as well as an assortment of Low-to-High Grailed deep cuts from some classic Japanese streetwear like Hysteric Glamour, Yasuyuki Ishii, and CDG, all of course heavily influenced by 4chan's /fa/ forum and found on Grailed; and subsequently, a certain brand of distinctly American transsexualism born in part from Internet forums as well as a very Obama-era liberal arts college understanding of gender without being too f*ckin woke, kek; pre-horsey like-around-2013 versions of Minecraft; naturally, DJing follows and especially the ultrahipster niche of vinyl DJing, especially on an Allen & Heath Xone mixer, and even moreso with one good turntable and one turntable that needs to be wound up manually and would qualify for senior citizenship; while we're at it hipster electronic music from the late aughts and early tens like SKRILLEX (LOML), Crystal Castles, Grimes (RIP), Death Grips, Deftones, somehow also Mac DeMarco and Lana Del Rey and Gogol Bordello and Tame Impala and Four Tet but also all of the nasty unknown speed garage and hard house cuts that comprise the majority of this mix, something regarding the sanctity of the white label bootleg pressing, the unofficial remix with zero producer information stamped and perhaps even the crackle of fly by night ghost producers simply having fun; also something along the lines of a lowkey weeaboo and an ex-film major turned art school MFA burnout, not a dropout mind you, just a burnout, we got the degree but boy did it cost us, and there's about a billion more things I'd like to write about Eldest Sister core — name taken from an Evanora:Unlimited track by the way — but I have to go to sleep and just think of a cheap digicam recording your most preciously adolescent memory, like a Friday afternoon beer wrapped in the edgy lesbian angst of something like Jennifers Body (2009), or maybe a late-night makeout on the dancefloor but also your partner leaves you because you had a nosebleed and ruined her favorite shirt, a Screen Stars single-stitch tour tee from that band that had that singer that off*d himself and then the other guy took a picture of his d*ad body and put that on the cover of their next album, yeah that one, except she also has the good sense to say stupid things like "what the freaking heck is even going on right now". Love, V. Someone plis post the tracklist below... heart emoji