Steal Everything || Evander || Save the Princess || Disasters and Shenanigans

This time it's Evander and Adelaide's turn to help Elias save Aurelia from "the dragon with the contract" Disasters and Shenanigans: Featuring the Vanes, Save the Princess, and more    • Disasters and Shenanigans   Save the Princess:    • Save the Princess   [Verse 1] A friend asked me for a favor. We found Elias in the tavern Looking like he'd missed a week of sleep. He said, “A green dragon has Aurelia.” I said, "That's rough buddy.” He said, “Her father gave the creature A marriage contract with the royal seal.” I stopped. “A genuine one?” Now things are getting interesting. Then Adelaide leaned across the table. Oh, this is going to be fun. [Pre-Chorus] First rule: Steal the princess. Second rule: Steal the proof. Third rule: If the dragon owns anything valuable— Well. We're already there. We can steal that too. [Chorus] Steal everything. Take The contract, Take The copies, Take the ledgers, And all the dragon's treasures. Adelaide, Try not to level The mountain while we're in there. Elias, Find Aurelia. I'll steal everything The dragon claims is proof [Verse 2] The dragon met us at the entrance With the confidence of law. He held the royal contract up Like that settled what we saw. “Her father gave his word.” Elias said, “She never gave you hers.” The dragon said, “You think you can stop me?” I stole the contract He didn't notice. People rarely do When Adelaide is changing the sky's hue. [Pre-Chorus] One contract down. Then came the problem: Dragons keep records. So while Elias went for Aurelia, I went looking For the rest. [Chorus] Steal everything. The contract, The copies, The seal. Take the registry, The witness list, Every legally binding thing. Adelaide, Keep him looking In the opposite direction. [Verse 3] I found a copy in the treasury. Another under glass. One was filed beneath “Future Brides.” Tasteless. But organized. Meanwhile, Somewhere deeper in the cave, Elias found Aurelia. I heard him shouting, “DON'T TOUCH THAT.” Seems like She's fine. Then the mountain shook. I looked toward Adelaide. She shrugged. “A minor explosion.” The ceiling cracked. [Bridge] The dragon finally noticed That his contract wasn't there. Then noticed every backup copy Had vanished into thin air. He roared, “You thief!” I bowed. “Professionally.” Adelaide shouted, “EVANDER! MOVE!” [high energy escape violins] [Verse 4] Elias came running with Aurelia, Who was waving at the dragon. Elias said, “Please keep moving.” The dragon blocked the exit. “She's mine by royal decree!” I held up the contract. “Oh, this?” Then dropped it. Mote sent it up instantly. The dragon screamed. Aurelia clapped. I remembered The important part. “Right. Steal the princess.” [Final Chorus] Steal everything. The contract, The copies The treasures. Take the seal, Take the books, Leave confusion in our wake. Adelaide, Now you may improve The cave however you choose. She grinned. The dragon reconsidered Whether marriage Was worth this abuse. Elias grabbed Aurelia. I grabbed one final ruby. And we ran. [Outro] Behind us, The mountain exploded. Then disappeared. Adelaide cheered. Aurelia asked If the dragon would still Send wedding invitations. Elias sighed. Remember: If anyone asks what happened, it was just the weather!