Youtube Stars

A viewer told me they suggested to someone else that they should do a YouTube version of Nickelback's song "Rockstar." I thought it was a hilarious idea and took it on. Lyrics: I’m over waiting on subs that seem to never come in So many people watch my vids but they never commit This channel hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be (What is it that you want) I want a brand new site and a hundred great vids And a lower view level before I can cash in And a million plus viewers always screaming for me (What is it that you need?) I need an adsense option at a lower limit And engagement just for folks clicking in it Wanna join the silver plaque club for less than a thousand peeks (Youtube won’t do that) I want a new contract with a big time tzar To tell me how great all of my videos are Somewhere between Cocomelon and Mr. Beast (So whatcha gonna do?) I’m gonna make this thing about fortune and fame I’ll even change my handle and change my name ‘Cause we all just wanna be YouTube stars And live in fancy houses , drive the latest cars The clicks come easy and our time is cheap We’ll all start topping the YouTube heap And we’ll hang out with the TikTok stars And the Adsense dollars will all be ours And we know all the haters gonna wind up there But we’ll be monetized so we just won’t care and well Look at me, I’m a YouTube star I wanna be like Beast without the hassles Hire moderators to ban the assholes Do a couple more lives so I can get a superchat or three (Or buy me a coffee, ha ha) I'm gonna dress my booty with whatever’s trending Show it off at every video ending Gonna date a rando from the comments who will show up on my channel with me (So whatcha gonna do?) I’m gonna make this thing about fortune and fame I’ll even change my handle and change my name ‘Cause we all just wanna be YouTube stars And live in fancy houses , drive the latest cars The clicks come easy and our time is cheap We’ll all start topping the YouTube heap And we’ll hang out with the TikTok stars And the Adsense dollars will all be ours And we know all the haters gonna wind up there But we’ll be monetized we just won’t care and we’ll Hide out in our member rooms Mocking smaller channels while they cry boo hoo We’ll call them cute but they have no style We’ll be the cool kids now with a great big smile Hey, hey I’ll be a YouTube star I might just use those words that trip the YouTube Censors Crank out videos like a Pez dispenser Get GPT writing AI scripts Read ‘em every night so I never slip ‘Cause we all just wanna be YouTube stars And live in fancy houses , drive the latest cars The clicks come easy and our time is cheap We’ll all start topping the YouTube heap And we’ll hang out with the TikTok stars And the Adsense dollars will all be ours And we know all the haters gonna wind up there But we’ll be monetized so we just won’t care and well Look at me, I’m a YouTube star And we’ll hide out in our member rooms Mocking smaller channels while they cry boo hoo We’ll call them cute but they have no style We’ll be the cool kids now with a great big smile Hey, hey I’ll be a YouTube star Hey, hey I’ll be a YouTube star