If the SUBSTITUTES LEAKED Their Group Chat 😱

The manager has a screenshot of the bench group chat. He is going to read it out, line by line, and he will not say who leaked it until the end. The Signing wrote that he only came for the money. The Warm Up wrote that he jogs for ninety minutes and calls it training. The 90th Minute wrote that he exists to waste time. The Injured One wrote, in July, that he is fine but the suit is nice. One by one they get removed from the squad for things they typed months ago. The Academy Kid only ever sends eyes. The Third Keeper only ever sends one line, every Monday, for four years: I have never played. Nobody leaked anything. The manager was added to the chat on day one and nobody scrolled up. Both first-choice keepers went down in the same training session. So tomorrow the third keeper plays, and he asks for five minutes. All characters are Twemoji (CC BY 4.0). Fan-made satire, not affiliated with or endorsed by any club. #football #groupchat #bench