If the STADIUMS Had a Group Chat 😱

Wembley is handing out the 2030 final. Six grounds want it and none of them are in a state to host it. Camp Nou is almost finished, and has been almost finished since 2023. San Siro finally got its two clubs to agree on something: knocking it down. The Bernabeu keeps its pitch in a drawer under the building because it is a venue now. The Emirates says it can be loud, quietly. Anfield has been standing since 1884 and still only holds sixty one thousand. Old Trafford says nothing for most of the night, because its roof leaks and everybody already knows. Then Wembley counts how many of the seven will still exist in 2030. The answer is three. The rest keep the name and lose the room. All characters are Twemoji (CC BY 4.0). Fan-made satire, not affiliated with or endorsed by any club or stadium. #football #groupchat #stadium