You Wake Up in 20,000 BC. How Long Do You Survive?
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You Wake Up in 20,000 BC. How Long Do You Survive?
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You wake up. Something huge is breathing behind you. It's 20,000 BC, and your first night could be your last.
Jeans, a hoodie, sneakers. No knife, no lighter, no way back. It's the peak of the last Ice Age, in what will one day be France, and you've brought twenty thousand years of knowledge with you. Fire, medicine, farming. You'll be the smartest person here. Right?
Then the cold starts making decisions for you. A band of hunters lets you sit near their fire, just about, and an eight-year-old turns out to be far better at staying alive than you. Theo tests farming, medicine and hunting, meets rabbit starvation, cave lions and wolves, and finds out what keeps you alive out here. Spoiler: it isn't being clever.
CHAPTERS
0:00 A mammoth hasn't noticed you… yet
0:42 Jeans, sneakers and no way back
1:46 Night one by someone else's fire
2:33 Farming, medicine, hunting: tested
3:36 Lions, wolves and a twisted ankle
4:46 The way out isn't being clever
6:45 Year ten: so, how long did you last?
What's the one skill you'd bring with you to 20,000 BC? Tell us in the comments.
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Theo Retical: Purely hypothetical. Mostly painful.
AI disclosure: the narration in this video is voiced with AI text-to-speech. The script was researched and fact-checked by people, and the animation was built in code. Hypothetical scenario for entertainment and education, not medical advice.
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