Lock Em Up: Outcast, the Musical Parody

When YT vigilantes take trolling to cyberstalking, swatting and real harm to individuals, they cross the line into actual criminal activity they justify like only the zealously self-righteous can. Let’s poke a little fun at people who take themselves so seriously they can’t see the crazy in the mirror. Lock ‘Em Up Lyrics: There ain’t no perverts ‘round here No sir, they all tremble in fear When the sniffers abound And the law comes around They will scatter like scared little deer. The scammers and fraudsters decamp ‘Cause I am a singular champ At seeking them out With my internet clout And they know I report every scamp. Lock em up! Lock em up! You know this is my rallying cry Lock em up! Lock em up! Stop there! Hold your hands to the sky! A champion for seniors and kids I hold forth in my numerous vids I have multiple troops Sending all of their scoops And canvassing multiple grids They dig like my dogs for the truth For the traitorous and the uncouth Each nose to the ground Each reliable hound Is my super reliable sleuth Lock em up! Lock em up! You know this is my rallying cry Lock em up! Lock em up! Stop there! Hold your hands to the sky! Conspiracies help with the task For demons we always unmask If it’s crazy, that’s fine We will cross every line It’s the hunt that’s our oxygen mask No, there ain’t no perverts ‘round here We’ll find them far and find them near Their innocence lie Is just pie in the sky Cause’ we find all the perverts round here. No, there ain’t no perverts around here. #offendedoutcast @OffendedOutcast #JebHisWifeandTwoDogs @Jeb-2_38 #granniesgottago @GranniesGottaGo #russelldoesstuff @Russelldoesstuff1972 #dansjourney @Dan-Perino