This is Blasphemy || Adrian || Disasters and Shenanigans
The Tanzanite Bard
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This is Blasphemy || Adrian || Disasters and Shenanigans
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The Tanzanite Bard
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Adrian finally gets a song. And now my brother says I need to stop picking on Adrian.
Disasters and Shenanigans:
Featuring the Vanes, Save the Princess, and more
• Disasters and Shenanigans
[Verse 1]
My sister found me doing charity.
She looked at
my friends,
And suddenly
Good was interesting.
Thomas smiled at her.
That was revelation to her.
She smiled back.
And he forgot how words worked.
[Pre-Chorus]
She spent her whole life
Complaining men ran away.
Now three paladins
Are asking if she's planning on staying.
I should have made her leave immediately.
[Verse 2]
I told her if she was serious
"Prove you've changed."
I expected laughter.
Instead she
Actually helped.
She Handed out bread
and water.
Gave away her cloak.
Then asked,
“Did Thomas see?”
Of course he saw.
The whole village saw.
She performs one afternoon
Of basic human decency
And suddenly
My friends think
She's charming.
[Chorus]
This is blasphemy.
She seduced my friends.
She's corrupting charity.
I chose the righteous path.
She chose the jawline.
This is blasphemy.
[Bridge]
Thomas told her
"Praying helps you find
your righteous path."
She walked into the chapel.
Good.
Let the silence humble her.
Let the sacred space
Make her reflect.
Then the windows lit up.
With Celestial light
And
Holy flames.
[Break]
No.
No.
No.
NO.
[Verse 3]
She walked back out glowing.
With celestial fire
In her hands.
I said,
“What did you do?”
She said,
“Made a deal.”
A PACT!
With a celestial.
In a chapel.
She looked pleased.
Pleased! At this blasphemy!!
[Chorus]
She said,
“Why promise forever
If I can negotiate?
Besides the voice was hot..."
This is blasphemy.
Oh,
This is blasphemy.
[Final Chorus]
She seduced my friends.
She seduced MY GOD.
She walked into sacred ground
And came back
With a supernatural contract.
This is blasphemy.
Walking,
Smiling,
Teal-eyed blasphemy.
And Thomas says
The magic suits her.
TRAITOR.
[Outro]
The celestial voice replied,
“She has potential.”
I stared at the sky,
“She called you hot.”
“I heard.”
...
This is blasphemy.