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This is Blasphemy || Adrian || Disasters and Shenanigans

The Tanzanite Bard

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This is Blasphemy || Adrian || Disasters and Shenanigans

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The Tanzanite Bard
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Adrian finally gets a song. And now my brother says I need to stop picking on Adrian. Disasters and Shenanigans: Featuring the Vanes, Save the Princess, and more    • Disasters and Shenanigans   [Verse 1] My sister found me doing charity. She looked at my friends, And suddenly Good was interesting. Thomas smiled at her. That was revelation to her. She smiled back. And he forgot how words worked. [Pre-Chorus] She spent her whole life Complaining men ran away. Now three paladins Are asking if she's planning on staying. I should have made her leave immediately. [Verse 2] I told her if she was serious "Prove you've changed." I expected laughter. Instead she Actually helped. She Handed out bread and water. Gave away her cloak. Then asked, “Did Thomas see?” Of course he saw. The whole village saw. She performs one afternoon Of basic human decency And suddenly My friends think She's charming. [Chorus] This is blasphemy. She seduced my friends. She's corrupting charity. I chose the righteous path. She chose the jawline. This is blasphemy. [Bridge] Thomas told her "Praying helps you find your righteous path." She walked into the chapel. Good. Let the silence humble her. Let the sacred space Make her reflect. Then the windows lit up. With Celestial light And Holy flames. [Break] No. No. No. NO. [Verse 3] She walked back out glowing. With celestial fire In her hands. I said, “What did you do?” She said, “Made a deal.” A PACT! With a celestial. In a chapel. She looked pleased. Pleased! At this blasphemy!! [Chorus] She said, “Why promise forever If I can negotiate? Besides the voice was hot..." This is blasphemy. Oh, This is blasphemy. [Final Chorus] She seduced my friends. She seduced MY GOD. She walked into sacred ground And came back With a supernatural contract. This is blasphemy. Walking, Smiling, Teal-eyed blasphemy. And Thomas says The magic suits her. TRAITOR. [Outro] The celestial voice replied, “She has potential.” I stared at the sky, “She called you hot.” “I heard.” ... This is blasphemy.