I Tried to Flirt With the Dragon | Funny D&D Tavern Song & Celtic Dance (Lyrics Video)

FANTASY BARD SONGS & MEDIEVAL TAVERN MUSIC FOR ADVENTURERS "I Tried to Flirt With the Dragon" — an original comedic tavern song from Mirthhall. An empty purse sends one bard straight into a red dragon's lair. His job: flirt. The rogue's job: fill the sacks. Grab a mug and shout along as a simple heist gets far too hot. New song every week. Tell the bard what to play next in the comments. Written and produced by Mirthhall. Vocals and instruments generated with AI (Suno). [Lyrics] My boots still steam; my coat's a mess. How was last night? Well, take a guess. Bring me a stool; my knees won't bend. Go on and laugh; you're still my friend. We'd spent our last gold coin on bread; The rogue held up two sacks and said, "I'll fill these sacks behind her back. You wink; I'll haul the gold we lack." We found her curled on golden plates, Her horns as tall as city gates. I bowed; my lute knocked on my knee. She raised one brow and stared at me. "Your red scales gleam! Your smoke rings glow!" My voice went high; my bow went low. "Charisma check!" My palms dripped sweat. She smiled; my lute shook harder yet. I tried to flirt with the dragon! (Hey! Hey! Raise your flagon!) I thought one wink could do no harm. (Roll for charm! Roll for charm!) Dance on the gold till your boots turn black! (Keep her dancing! Don't look back!) One wrong step and we're all toast! (Here's to the bard who shook the most!) I sang a love song, soft and sweet: "Your breath could warm my frozen feet." She blushed pure lava, bright and red; Hot sparks rained down around my head. The cave grew hot; my collar steamed; Behind her back, our rogue just beamed. He packed bright rubies in his sack; I held my note to hide the clack. She tapped one claw. "That's sweet. Now stand." One talon hooked my trembling hand. "Come dance with me upon my gold!" "Of course!" I squeaked, and did as told. I tried to flirt with the dragon! (Hey! Hey! Raise your flagon!) I thought one wink could do no harm. (Roll for charm! Roll for charm!) Dance on the gold till your boots turn black! (Keep her dancing! Don't look back!) One wrong step and we're all toast! (Here's to the bard who shook the most!) Left heel, right toe! Round we both go! One spin, then two; My shirt stuck like glue. She turned toward the stack; I spun her right back. "A dip?" "Why, yes!" Who planned this mess? All night I spun her, round and round; The rogue crept past without a sound. I steered her left, then spun her right; Those bulging sacks stayed out of sight. We left at dawn with sacks of gold; My knees felt eighty winters old. She winked. I gave one gallant bow; The rogue still can't stop laughing now. I tried to flirt with the dragon! (Hey! Hey! Raise your flagon!) I thought one wink could do no harm. (Roll for charm! Roll for charm!) Dance on the gold till your boots turn black! (Keep her dancing! Don't look back!) We got the gold—I earned this toast! (Here's to the bard who shook the most!) She called, "Next Friday! Half past eight! Bring that lute—it's our second date!" Go on and laugh! The ale is free— So every round tonight's on me! #celticmusic #tavernmusic #folksong #medievalmusic #dnd #bard #aimusic